Adesina, Shehu, Kazaure Named In First Presidential Appointments

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxr5vaMjaRMNnGoAnNc4PlEbLbJTO6_RNrPYCp8rRLBoZAHnhOkTu2fJp5yMKCLWCFSRtXCuqOeINFZQ6FeKWGMZn5M_V7LvxataIz1BH2Y18t9a0s5BqJWiJX0c4LbL_oxAqzlbZaNVtO/s1600/PMB+002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="420" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxr5vaMjaRMNnGoAnNc4PlEbLbJTO6_RNrPYCp8rRLBoZAHnhOkTu2fJp5yMKCLWCFSRtXCuqOeINFZQ6FeKWGMZn5M_V7LvxataIz1BH2Y18t9a0s5BqJWiJX0c4LbL_oxAqzlbZaNVtO/s640/PMB+002.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>President Muhammadu Buhari has announced the first set of appointments into his administration.</b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> The President on Sunday evening, named Mr Femi Adesina and Mal. Garba Shehu as his spokesmen. Femi Adesina will serve as Special Adviser (Media and Publicity) while Garba Shehu will be the new Senior Special Assistant (Media and Publicity).</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> The President has also approved the appointment of Mal. Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure as the State Chief of Protocol (SCOP).</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Mr Adesina is the current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Garba Shehu served as the Director, Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Council. He was the President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen years ago.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters).</div> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>=============================================================</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-size: large;">PLACE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS HERE </span>=============================================================</b><br /> <b>Need Dubai visas (2 weeks or 3 months)? Contact <span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Rukky Travels and Tours</span> on <span style="color: red;">rukkytravels@gmail.com</span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><i>Shopify</i> makes it easy to open an online store by providing all the tools and help you need.</span> <a href="http://www.shopify.com/?ref=tnnng" style="color: #20124d;">Click here to try it for free!</a></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"><a href="http://goo.gl/JoPv8J">Want An Exotic Car Ride? These Luxury Cars Are Superb. CLICK HERE To Rent One.</a></span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS PLACED HERE. CONTACT US AT <span style="color: red;">tnn.ng1@gmail.com</span> FOR AD PLACEMENT DETAILS</b></div>

Adesina, Shehu, Kazaure Named In First Presidential Appointments

President Muhammadu Buhari has announced the first set of appointments into his administration. The President on Sunday evening, na...

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Cyclist Removed From Nude Race After Getting An Erection

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic8fpcTwRgas56YHIiB4jqIpNdDDKKg_l2sPnG2fELDPpcbePr1HQPQQ704uei97gy3iZgVqv4MCMeokTia4pB76eMbszMCnhr6CcrDkqCvecdUejf17sL-RLAXXPYc14iFZ2k5UMtm6EY/s1600/Cyclists.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic8fpcTwRgas56YHIiB4jqIpNdDDKKg_l2sPnG2fELDPpcbePr1HQPQQ704uei97gy3iZgVqv4MCMeokTia4pB76eMbszMCnhr6CcrDkqCvecdUejf17sL-RLAXXPYc14iFZ2k5UMtm6EY/s1600/Cyclists.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>A cyclist was removed from a nude ride in Kent after getting "overexcited and aroused". </b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Witnesses say police led the man away after stunned participants noticed as they de-robed at the start of the World Naked Bike Ride.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight", one witness is quoted as saying on the <a href="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Aroused-rider-removed-naked-bike-ride-event-comes/story-26606226-detail/story.html#ixzz3biYqDvyT"><b>Cambridge News</b></a>.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> In a response to complaints posted on Facebook, ride organiser Barry Freeman said: "We do not accept this behaviour and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started".</div> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>=============================================================</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-size: large;">PLACE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS HERE </span>=============================================================</b><br /> <b>Need Dubai visas (2 weeks or 3 months)? Contact <span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Rukky Travels and Tours</span> on <span style="color: red;">rukkytravels@gmail.com</span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><i>Shopify</i> makes it easy to open an online store by providing all the tools and help you need.</span> <a href="http://www.shopify.com/?ref=tnnng" style="color: #20124d;">Click here to try it for free!</a></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"><a href="http://goo.gl/JoPv8J">Want An Exotic Car Ride? These Luxury Cars Are Superb. CLICK HERE To Rent One.</a></span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS PLACED HERE. CONTACT US AT <span style="color: red;">tnn.ng1@gmail.com</span> FOR AD PLACEMENT DETAILS</b></div>

Cyclist Removed From Nude Race After Getting An Erection

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KFC Kicks Out 76-Years Old Woman Breastfeeding Her 42-Years Old Son

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHNved14he59iBo0wyh3UZiZIugNzqn1x0ROJ9W9KUF6-X_-oDNuAEIpGPJdMKnWALTXm-oY1sVDcXhWQ97sDPJmz5p0lOglmDW0nMA7Qiuz40oWUAHW8PgUHQN-z-8qfQ8EZCyncP18Sy/s1600/Granny1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHNved14he59iBo0wyh3UZiZIugNzqn1x0ROJ9W9KUF6-X_-oDNuAEIpGPJdMKnWALTXm-oY1sVDcXhWQ97sDPJmz5p0lOglmDW0nMA7Qiuz40oWUAHW8PgUHQN-z-8qfQ8EZCyncP18Sy/s1600/Granny1.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>A 76 year old woman has created much controversy last week, by breast-feeding her 42-year-old son in the middle of a KFC restaurant.</b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Many customers in the restaurant complained about the incident to management. Linda Berrety and her son Michael, were finally escorted out by the restaurant management.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> But not before he fed on her for nearly 15 minutes.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> The unusual episode has sparked strong reactions on social media and provoked a huge debate on the limits of breast-feeding in public places.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Many of people that witnessed the incident say it seemed to be more of a incestuous engagement, rather than a gesture of maternal care.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “What in God’s name was that?” said Ali Belfouz, a patron at the restaurant. </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “I have nothing against breast-feeding, but that was pure nonsense. You have to be insane to breast-feed your child at that age. They should have been arrested for gross indecency rather than getting kicked out.”</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> But Mrs. Berrety has a different opinion. </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “It’s my right as a mother to breast-feed my child,” says Mrs. Berrety. </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “If people don’t agree with the way I raise my son, that’s their problem. I have raised a great man, beautiful, tall, who still lives in stays with me. I think I’ve done a great job as a mother and don’t appreciate getting insulted and expelled just because I decided to breast-feed my child a little longer than other mothers.”</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> KFC management said that Mrs. Berrety is no longer welcome in their establishment with her son Michael.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Mrs. Berrety Is claiming discrimination.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><a href="http://theracketreport.com/76-year-old-kicked-out-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son/">The Racket Report</a></b></div> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>=============================================================</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-size: large;">PLACE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS HERE </span>=============================================================</b><br /> <b>Need Dubai visas (2 weeks or 3 months)? Contact <span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Rukky Travels and Tours</span> on <span style="color: red;">rukkytravels@gmail.com</span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><i>Shopify</i> makes it easy to open an online store by providing all the tools and help you need.</span> <a href="http://www.shopify.com/?ref=tnnng" style="color: #20124d;">Click here to try it for free!</a></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"><a href="http://goo.gl/JoPv8J">Want An Exotic Car Ride? These Luxury Cars Are Superb. CLICK HERE To Rent One.</a></span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS PLACED HERE. CONTACT US AT <span style="color: red;">tnn.ng1@gmail.com</span> FOR AD PLACEMENT DETAILS</b></div>

KFC Kicks Out 76-Years Old Woman Breastfeeding Her 42-Years Old Son

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Jonathan Congratulates Buhari On Inaugural Speech

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQaK4q5ui_MvVzPaLC3aEL5RACFyA98ylP_9gv9FFf-N78gS227usR8ddFd7GAbXze_Z7riAzio6KyBr-hGsHLw3ZLpErBj8gekLvV0-YtB-klP_yP0lChS1x_OB2jaAolRJWevWA599Fo/s1600/PMB+005.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQaK4q5ui_MvVzPaLC3aEL5RACFyA98ylP_9gv9FFf-N78gS227usR8ddFd7GAbXze_Z7riAzio6KyBr-hGsHLw3ZLpErBj8gekLvV0-YtB-klP_yP0lChS1x_OB2jaAolRJWevWA599Fo/s1600/PMB+005.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>Dr Goodluck Jonathan, the immediate past president and stakeholders in Bayelsa State have applauded President Muhammadu Buhari, for pledging allegiance to all in his inaugural speech.</b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Reacting to the speech, in Yenagoa on Saturday, Jonathan said that he was gladdened by the posture of the president.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "Buhari said that he does not belong to any clique, and I congratulate him for that statement.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "It shows that we should all rally around him to work towards the development of the country and make Nigerians happy", Jonathan said.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Other opinion leaders in Bayelsa also commended Buhari for the speech, describing it as 'a roadmap' to move the country forward.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> The Bayelsa Chairman of the Trade Union Congress of Nigeria (TUCN), Mr Tari Dounana, told the <i>News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) </i>that the speech indicated that Buhari was ready to bring change to the country.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Dounana urged the new president to fulfill his promises to Nigerians irrespective of party, religious and tribal affiliation.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "The president said that he belonged to everyone and to nobody. That is the kind of words we want from a leader.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “Thank God Nigeria’s democracy is advancing and we have gotten a leader that will take the issues of workers very seriously,” he said.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Mr Ezekiel Ogbianko, the Chairman of the Rice Farmers Association of Nigeria (RIFAN) in Bayelsa, also commended the president’s inaugural speech, urging him to also look into rice farming.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “All Nigerians, especially RIFAN should cooperate with the new administration to move the country forward.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “I believe that if president takes actions on all he said, Nigeria will move forward,” Ogbianko said.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Also Rev. Samuel Ayadi, Niger Delta Coordinator of Artisanal Fishermen Association of Nigeria (ARFAN), said that thousands of fishermen across the region were impressed by the inaugural speech.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “The speech raises a lot of hope and for the new president to even mention the Niger Delta issue shows that he cares.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “We, the fishermen, have showcased our challenges to him during his electioneering campaigns.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “We expect him to address pending oil spill compensations, especially the Bonga Spill incident and assist the traditional fishing sector to enable us contribute towards food security,” Ayadi said.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Mr Namso Ekpo, the Leader of Onna Industrial Youth Cooperative, a Niger Delta based group urged the new president to industrialise the Niger Delta region to meaningfully engage the teeming youths.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “The president mentioning the Niger Delta region in his inaugural speech means that he has done research on the problems facing the country and we await his actions to address the issues.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> “We are ready to work with him to meaningfully engage the youths in productive ventures and be self reliant,” Ekpo said.</div> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>=============================================================</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-size: large;">PLACE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS HERE </span>=============================================================</b><br /> <b>Need Dubai visas (2 weeks or 3 months)? 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Jonathan Congratulates Buhari On Inaugural Speech

Dr Goodluck Jonathan, the immediate past president and stakeholders in Bayelsa State have applauded President Muhammadu Buhari, for ple...

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Karu LG Chairman In Nasarawa Slumps, Dies In Office

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpg8gXz_OkB48Vt07NhMVtHvb_rfFzcgDemleykBsxmYqUuednoMrc2vTIL2EyL-w0FPmHVGCliDroXu7lBz1CkQt2L1NNugECNxfxgms3MQcU1Cd1Hajg7SE4A_Eu7SFXZMleO_UIUSMP/s1600/Nasarawa+State.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpg8gXz_OkB48Vt07NhMVtHvb_rfFzcgDemleykBsxmYqUuednoMrc2vTIL2EyL-w0FPmHVGCliDroXu7lBz1CkQt2L1NNugECNxfxgms3MQcU1Cd1Hajg7SE4A_Eu7SFXZMleO_UIUSMP/s1600/Nasarawa+State.png" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>Karu Local Government chairman of Nasarawa state, Mr. Godwin Chindo, on Saturday slumped and died in his office.</b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> The deceased chairman of in his office while performing his official function in the early hours of Saturday.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Our correspondent gathered that late Chindo was in the office to pick some official documents preparatory to commissioning of a school built and donated by the Venezuelan government to Jan Kanwa community of Karu local government.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> It was leant that the late chairman died while waiting receive the Venezuelan vice president, Jorge Arreaza, and the state deputy governor, Silas Agara.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> A relation of the deceased, Mr Amos Auta, said the late chairman left his house hale and hearty in the morning only for the family to receive the shocking news of his demise.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> He described his death as a great loss not only to the people of Karu local government but the All Progressives Congress (APC) and indeed the entire state.</div> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>=============================================================</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-size: large;">PLACE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS HERE </span>=============================================================</b><br /> <b>Need Dubai visas (2 weeks or 3 months)? Contact <span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Rukky Travels and Tours</span> on <span style="color: red;">rukkytravels@gmail.com</span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><i>Shopify</i> makes it easy to open an online store by providing all the tools and help you need.</span> <a href="http://www.shopify.com/?ref=tnnng" style="color: #20124d;">Click here to try it for free!</a></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"><a href="http://goo.gl/JoPv8J">Want An Exotic Car Ride? These Luxury Cars Are Superb. CLICK HERE To Rent One.</a></span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS PLACED HERE. CONTACT US AT <span style="color: red;">tnn.ng1@gmail.com</span> FOR AD PLACEMENT DETAILS</b></div>

Karu LG Chairman In Nasarawa Slumps, Dies In Office

Karu Local Government chairman of Nasarawa state, Mr. Godwin Chindo, on Saturday slumped and died in his office. The deceased chair...

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LOL...You Can Now Buy Your "Golden Ticket To Heaven" For $99.99

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmZXbdO-skzi3OrRLmlcc9Jy_Z22DpAI08BMGfXSeF2DGqkq4XwO_PlRL6UU7N6zkMsMQnuRPoWGr01yC_6L1iwi-3jQIni3Ys3wvzuDtx9_mx5nfkgS9XWWn8Ahyphenhyphentfi2H3Fn8gGsjhrNG/s1600/Watts+Couple.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmZXbdO-skzi3OrRLmlcc9Jy_Z22DpAI08BMGfXSeF2DGqkq4XwO_PlRL6UU7N6zkMsMQnuRPoWGr01yC_6L1iwi-3jQIni3Ys3wvzuDtx9_mx5nfkgS9XWWn8Ahyphenhyphentfi2H3Fn8gGsjhrNG/s1600/Watts+Couple.jpg" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to hundreds of people.</b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven - simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.</div> <br /> <br /> <b>Seen on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152900959623925&set=a.414538113924.190117.557793924&type=1&fref=nf">Douglas Avery</a>'s Facebook Wall</b><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>=============================================================</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-size: large;">PLACE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS HERE </span>=============================================================</b><br /> <b>Need Dubai visas (2 weeks or 3 months)? Contact <span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Rukky Travels and Tours</span> on <span style="color: red;">rukkytravels@gmail.com</span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><i>Shopify</i> makes it easy to open an online store by providing all the tools and help you need.</span> <a href="http://www.shopify.com/?ref=tnnng" style="color: #20124d;">Click here to try it for free!</a></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"><a href="http://goo.gl/JoPv8J">Want An Exotic Car Ride? These Luxury Cars Are Superb. CLICK HERE To Rent One.</a></span></b><br /> <b>******************************************************************</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR TEXT ADVERTS PLACED HERE. CONTACT US AT <span style="color: red;">tnn.ng1@gmail.com</span> FOR AD PLACEMENT DETAILS</b></div>

LOL...You Can Now Buy Your "Golden Ticket To Heaven" For $99.99

A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to hu...

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