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<b>Whether or not obese passengers should pay more for their ticket has been a debate kicking around for a while. Obesity is an issue within society. </b></div>
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In this case, the passenger next to an obese gentleman was clearly 'affected" by him. The man was on a Jetstar flight from Perth to Sydney and below is his hilarious letter to the airline:</div>
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Dear Jetstar,</div>
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Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased homeless man? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a French prostitute? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as fuck, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two seats on a Jetstar flight? That’s right, it’s the man I sat next to under on my flight from Perth to Sydney yesterday.</div>
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As I boarded the plane, I mentally high-fived myself for paying the additional $25 for an emergency seat. I was imagining all that extra room, when I was suddenly distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As I got closer, I was relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, this relief was short-lived when I realised that my seat was located somewhere underneath him.</div>
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Soon after I managed to burrow into my seat, I caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. His scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne – Eau No. Considering I was visibly under duress, I found it strange that none of the cabin crew offered me another seat. To be fair, it’s entirely possible that none of them actually saw me. Perhaps this photo will jog their memories.</div>
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Pinned to my seat by a fleshy boulder, I started preparing for a 127 Hours-like escape. Thankfully though, the beast moved slightly to his left, which allowed me to stand up, walk to the back of the plane and politely ask the cabin crew to be seated elsewhere. I didn't catch the names of the three flight attendants, but for the purpose of this letter, I'll call them: Chatty 1, Chatty 2 and Giggly (I’ve given them all the same surname - Couldnotgiveashit). After my request, Chatty 1 and Chatty 2 continued their conversation, presumably about how shit they are at their jobs, and Giggly, well, she just giggled. I then asked if I could sit in one of the six vacant seats at the back of the aircraft, to whichGiggly responded, "hehehe, they're for crew only, hehehe". I think Giggly may be suffering from some form of mental impairment.</div>
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I tried to relocate myself without the assistance of the Couldnotgiveashit triplets, but unfortunately everyone with a row to themselves was now lying down. It was then I realised that my fate was sealed. I made my way back to Jabba the Hutt and spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite, taking shallow breaths to avoid noxious gas poisoning. Just before landing, I revisited the back of the plane to use the toilet. You could imagine my surprise when I saw both "crew only" rows occupied by non-crew members. I can only assume Giggly let them sit there after she forgot who she was and why she’s flying on a big, shiny metal thing in the sky. </div>
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Imagine going out for dinner and a movie, only to have your night ruined by a fat mess who eats half your meal then blocks 50% of the screen. Isn’t that exactly the same as having someone who can't control their calorie intake occupying half your seat on a flight? Of course it is, so that's why I’m demanding a full refund of my ticket, including the $25 for an emergency row seat.</div>
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I’m also looking to be compensated for the physical pain and mental suffering caused by being enveloped in human blubber for four hours. My lower back is in agony and I had to type this letter one-handed as I’m yet to regain full use of my left side. If I don’t recover completely, I’ll have to say goodbye to my lifelong dream of becoming Air Guitar World Champion. If that occurs, you will pay.</div>
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To discuss my generous compensation package, email me at: [Redacted], or tweet me at: <a href="http://twitter.com/RichWisken">@RichWisken</a></div>
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No regards,</div>
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Rich Wisken."</div>
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07 Jun 2015

PHOTO OF THE DAY: Former President Jonathan In London

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<b>Nigeria's immediate past President, Goodluck Jonathan, is currently enjoying his private life in London as captured in the above photo.</b></div>
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Dr Jonathan was seen appreciatiing a set of twins in London.<br />
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Life after service is good oooo as Dr Jonathan looks stress free.<br />
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07 Jun 2015

Sooth Sayer Duped Lovesick Man Of $718,000

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<b>Some people will go to extraordinary lengths to find love.</b></div>
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But it ended up costing one New York man $718,000 (£470,000) after he paid for what he thought was a time machine, a bridge of gold to trap an evil spirit, and a reincarnation portal.</div>
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According to a <b>Metro UK</b> report, Priscilla Kelly Delmaro had told him that evil spirits were keeping the woman away from him and she was only too happy to help.</div>
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It would cost him $80,000 for an 80-mile bridge to trap evil spirits, and more than $70,000 for a Rolex and a Tiffany ring to cleanse his sins and protect his energy.</div>
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He started going to see Delmaro in 2013, but later discovered in early 2014 that the woman, Michelle, had actually passed away.</div>
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Delmaro told him that she would have Michelle reincarnated into another woman's body, according to court documents.</div>
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She also suggested he move to Los Angeles because the "new Michelle" was there and told him that a woman he had met in California was the woman he was looking for.</div>
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She's now under investigation after the victim hired a private investigator after the man lost his home and car and had to borrow money from friends and family.</div>
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07 Jun 2015

Man Dies 15 Years After He Was Murdered

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<b>This will sound like the longest murder in American history.</b></div>
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Two men could face murder charges after a man died 15 years after they shot him.</div>
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Sheldon Mason, 40, was left in a critical condition following the 2000 shooting outside his mother’s house.</div>
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He had a leg amputated following the shooting and died in April from complications due to the gunshot wounds.</div>
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Law professor Charles Reid told <a href="http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/29255502/minneapolis-man-dies-from-shooting-wounds-15-years-later"><b>Fox9</b></a>: ‘Legally there is a name for this “reclassified homicide”. A person is gravely injured. The injuries prove life threatening over the long term; the person succumbs to the injury. That is reclassified from assault to homicide and then it’s up to prosecutors to decide if it’s worth prosecuting.’</div>
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If prosecutors decide to press the charge, gang members Curtis Dionne and Shaun Kiheg, who were previously sentenced with assault, will stand convicted of murder, <b><a href="http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/07/man-dies-15-years-after-he-was-murdered-5233973/">Metro UK</a></b> has learnt.</div>
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A medical examiner at Hennepin County in Minneapolis has ruled Mason’s death murder, as there are technically no limitations to the timespan in which a murder can be said to have occurred in the event of a victim’s death.</div>
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The dispute was reported to have been over a bicycle that started at a SuperAmerica store and later moved to a suburb near Bloomington.</div>
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Kihega was originally sentenced to 11 years in prison, with Dionne receiving 10 years’ probation and a year’s labour inside a workhouse. Both have kept a clean record since the shootout, though Mason’s death could serve up a new twist of fate for the pair once prosecutors reach their decision.</div>
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Man Dies 15 Years After He Was Murdered

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